Never argue with a woman who can read

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Email!

So I'm pretty horrible about responding to my hotmail emails. And you know how I can tell? Because I had emails in there that I hadn't responded to from early 2004! But let me explain, I generally don't delete emails until I've responded to them. That way I know who I have to get back to and don't forget what they said etc. Unless its just a fwd, a hate-mail email, or full of trivial stuff I don't need to respond to anyway.

I'm surprised people still email me at all. But since I had nothing to do tonight (since no one invited me to go see Superman...no I'm not bitter-as long as it was really a date ;), I actually sorted through the 104 emails I had sitting there. Well, I managed to narrow it down to 49 (basically deleting everything irrelevant from 2004 and most of 2005). Because lets be honest, who's going to remember an email they wrote 2 years ago? Anyway, I think that's progress.

What I wanted you guys to know, though, is that if you've emailed me and are still waiting for a reply...that day could be just around the corner. Don't give up on me!

And I think I'll try to blog more too. But we'll see about that one.